Showing posts with label State of the Union addresses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label State of the Union addresses. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 13, 2013

The State of the Union is... stronger (we’re grading on a curve now)

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Tonight Obama delivered the Motherfucking State of the Motherfucking Union Address (MSOTMU ). HE’S JUST NOT WILLING TO ADMIT IT’S BEEN...
Tuesday, January 24, 2012

State of the Union Address: Can you blame them for feeling a little cynical?

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Transcript . GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES: He starts by talking about Iraq. “We gather tonight knowing that this generation of heroes has made t...
Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Well?

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Is everyone winning the future yet? If not, get on with it. The future won’t win itself, you know.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011

State of the Union Address 2011: Poised for Progress

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Saturday, January 22, 2011

State of the Union adjective contest

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I don’t think Obama actually did a “The state of the union is strong/hopeful/hungover” sentence last year, which is a mistake. It’s like th...
Thursday, January 28, 2010

SOTU addendum

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EXCEPT PHILOSOPHY MAJORS, OBVIOUSLY: “In the United States of America, no one should go broke because they chose to go to college.”
Wednesday, January 27, 2010

State of the Union Address: People expect us to solve problems, not run for the hills

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WILL THIS BE ON THE TEST? “Again, we are tested.” GOSH, HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED: “One year ago, I took office amid two wars, an economy r...
Monday, January 25, 2010

The State of the Union is...?

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Time for our annual SOTU contest : What adjective will Obama use to complete the above sentence. For extra points, what big initiative will ...
Thursday, January 07, 2010

The State of the Union is Lost

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Obama is considering giving the State of the Union Address on February 2nd, the day Lost was supposed to have had its season premiere, which...
Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The un-State of the Union Address: Nobody messes with Joe

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And the State of the Union is... Obamalicious. Transcript . WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY : “We will rebuild, we will recover, and the United State...
Monday, January 28, 2008

State of the Union Address: Spreading the hope of freedom (in 357 days)

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Transcript . 6:08 Bush just waggled his eyebrows and winked at Congress. Which I’m sure makes them feel special and tingly all over. I did...

The State of the Union is...

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Three hours before kick off, we are now taking bets on what Bush will declare the State of the Union to be: more at twiigs.com...
Tuesday, January 23, 2007

State of the Union: I ask you to give it a chance to work

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6:14 “I congratulate the Democrat majority.” He just couldn’t bring himself to say Democratic, could he? (Update: it was Democratic in the...

Chimpy needs all the help he can get

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The White House has released a list of people who will be sitting with Laura Bush at the SOTU address. It includes Wesley Autrey, the guy ...
Tuesday, January 31, 2006

State of the Union: Second-guessing is not a strategery

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Before I forget: the state of the union is strong. Who knew? Evidently “our differences cannot be allowed to harden into anger.” Oh, I’m ...
Thursday, January 26, 2006

Interesting

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Bush press conference , yippee. Gives us a little State of the Union (SOTU) preview: “I’m going to remind people we’re living in historic t...
Thursday, February 03, 2005

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Alternative caption: Republicans display fingers they had dipped in the blood of infidels. Marc Cooper on this stunt: “These congress...
Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Opening the door to freedom, but not to frivolous asbestos lawsuits

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The Czech Republic is going to lower the minimum wage. I can’t remember a country ever doing that before. Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) has...

The State of the Union is private, I mean personal, I mean strong, I don’t know what I mean

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6:06 Bush enters, shakes a lot of hands. I’m hoping some of that purple ink rubs off on his hand. Oo, the state of the union is both c...
Monday, January 26, 2004

Evil chemistry and evil biology

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Holy cow, indeed: “A diamond trader in India's western state of Gujarat has been feeding a cow for three weeks to retrieve the 1,722 gem...