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Whatever It Is, I’m Against It

“And I’ve kept yelling since I first commenced it, I’m against it!”

Sunday, December 17, 2006

If they want to do that, hook it up

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The NYT has an article on how “Newt Gingrich has set his sights not on the presidency, but on the restoration of God to a central place in ...

Of magic bullets, bush blessings, the appropriate response to a hand grenade, karaoke and coups

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Unfortunate metaphor of the week, from the director of HIV/AIDS for the World Health Organization, Dr. Kevin De Cock (whose name is also un...
Saturday, December 16, 2006

A teapot museum here, a teapot museum there, and pretty soon it adds up to real money

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In his weekly radio address , Bush claimed that the economy was in great shape. For example, retail sales were up in November! Just like e...
Friday, December 15, 2006

Rummy goes bye bye

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It’s been confirmed by the medical examiner that Florida botched an execution this week, essentially having to execute the guy twice. The ...

They will do it anyway

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Condi Rice tells the WaPo that there is no need to talk to Iran and Syria about helping stabilize Iraq: “If they have an interest in a stab...
Thursday, December 14, 2006

Bush debates imaginary people (still loses)

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The Israelis held up Palestinian Prime Minister Ismail Haniyev (Hamas) for several hours at the Egypt-Palestine border, ostensibly because h...

Chimpy and Yayi

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If circumcision cuts the risk of HIV infection in half, wouldn’t castration be just that much more effective? Today Bush met with Benin’s p...
Wednesday, December 13, 2006

But one thing people got to understand is we’ll be headed toward achieving our objectives

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Bush met today with military people about Iraq (I believe this was his last such meeting, and I would bet that Cheney made sure he heard fro...

Nobody sang Kumbaya

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The Bush admin is fighting the court decision that it must make different denominations of paper money detectable by feel, saying that blin...
Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Bush meets some guy

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Today George Bush met Vice President, um, Thingamabob of Iraq: “It’s been my honor to meet with the Vice President of Iraq again. I had the...

Oh, my goodness, the terrorists are winning and everyone else is losing

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Rumsfeld was interviewed by Sean Hannity, the only, um, journalist allowed to accompany him on his surprise visit to Iraq. He explained th...
Monday, December 11, 2006

On the other hand, a blind guy, a rifle, an alligator, and half an ounce of marijuana, that’s a party!

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Texas state legislator Edmund Kuempel is sponsoring a bill to let blind people hunt. Said Huempel, “This opens up the fun of hunting to ad...

Focus

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Bush spent some of the morning being briefed by the State Department about Iraq for a full 90 minutes, which as we know is his limit. Then ...
Sunday, December 10, 2006

Wherein Rumsfeld breaks Taliban rule #9

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I say Pinochet’s faking it again. Put him on trial anyway. Sort of a Peter-Sellers-by-way-of-Mussolini look Rumsfeld did not meet with any ...

All spit

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Karzai has fired the governor of Helmand province, and while there’s nothing at all in the American papers, the British ones are abuzz, sinc...
Saturday, December 09, 2006

Rumsfeld: by golly, it’s important

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Well, the transcript of Rummy’s last “town hall” meeting is out now, although I stand by yesterday’s preliminary reaction: “oh just fuck of...
Friday, December 08, 2006

Well, if anyone knows about terrible mistakes...

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If I had to watch all the Bush press conferences I blog about, I’d have drowned in my own stomach acids long ago. But if you think you can’...

Respecting people’s private spheres

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The editor-in-chief of Playboy Indonesia (which started publishing earlier this year) is on trial for publishing pictures of women in unde...
Thursday, December 07, 2006

Bush & Blair press conference: I talk to families who die

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In a press conference with Tony Blair, held in front of a humongous presidential seal, Bush again sort of praised the Iraq Study Group: “I ...
Wednesday, December 06, 2006

The Iraq Study Group report

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William Caldwell IV, Military Moron, has an op-ed in the WaPo , in which he says, “I don’t see a civil war in Iraq. I don’t see a constituen...
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