Opinion poll vault
The compact disc throw
Synchronized paparazzi beating
Cross-country reindeer tipping
Aussie rules ice dancing
Au-pair skating
Decaflon
50-yard Mrs. Dash (low-sodium track and field)
Cross dressage
Cellular phone tag
Fishing for compliments
Synchronized watching
Whitewater stonewalling
Full-figure skating
Jose Greco-Roman Polanski wrestling
Drive-by skeet shooting
Maximum bobsledding
Viagrathon
Senatorial shotputzhead
Mom soccer
Elevator sprint
400 meter walking-and-chewing-gum relay
50-yard dine and dash
Crack and speed skating
Subpoena-dodging slalom
Men's 500-channel surfing
Platform-shoe diving
Advertising disclaimer speed reading
[NOTE: More New York Magazine competitions here.]
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