I've figured out what's going on with that cat from downstairs. When I was out Thursday, I left food and water outside the door for my cat. When I came home more of it was gone than I though my cat would have eaten, but some of it was still there, so I knew it wasn't racoons. The point is, this cat I hadn't even met yet ate my food, and then the next morning meoued outside my door to
be let in. And today.

Beginning of a Daily Telegraph story:

THE Swiss ringmaster and elephant trainer who has emerged as the latest lover of Princess Stephanie of Monaco yesterday declared that while he was prepared to leave his wife, he would never abandon the circus.