Friday, September 14, 2001

Ridding the world of evil

According to Jerry Falwell, several members of this list, one way or another, are responsible for the terrorist attacks. We should probably all apologize at once.

Rep. Don Young of Alaska thinks the real culprits might be the
eco-terrorists.

Bush says that we will now rid the world of evil. I see him travelling the world fighting evil wherever it arises. Like that guy in Kung Fu. And now he has $40 billion in walkin' around money. You can rid the world of an awful lot of evil for that much. Congress gave him everything he wanted (although the wording on the Tonkin Gulf Resolution is a little better than the first draft), basically a blank check. It then abolished itself and declared him king. Princess Jenna is now second in line of
succession.

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