Naked, combative and likely intoxicated

Sharon goes home from Crawford and immediately assassinates someone else. Does he hate us?

Times (London): “Bush himself doesn't seem to have any idea that he can come across as shifty and ill-briefed -much the way Michael Jackson doesn't seem to realise that people suspect that he is black.”

So there’s this Catholic Republican couple who move to Kentucky from LA to have a more family-friendly environment. Only they’re gay. They’re the first gay couple known to have both had children through the same surrogate mother, if you’re following.

In South Africans, the apartheid party, the National Party, wins 1.7% of the vote. It will now disband. Giggle giggle snort snort.