Sunday, February 13, 2005

Way out there


So the US was sending spy drones over Iran, and the Iranians assume not that they’re from the Great Satan, but that they’re UFOs. Infidels from Alpha Centauri, no doubt. The truth is out there.

A couple of entries to a New Statesman competition last month, which asked for updated sayings:
It’s a short road that has no Starbucks.

Look before you invade.

No comments: