Monday, April 13, 2009

I like to look in and see how the dishes were magically cleaned


Clarence Thomas told some high school students that “I’m one of those people that still thinks the dishwasher is a miracle. What a device! And I have to admit that because I think that way, I like to load it. I like to look in and see how the dishes were magically cleaned.” Oh, and porn, he likes to look at that too.

CONTEST: What else does Clarence Thomas think is a miracle? Antonin Scalia’s ability to divine the original intent of the Founders? Long Dong Silver? The way images of Jesus appear on burritos and pubic hairs on Coke cans? That he got appointed to the Supreme Court entirely on his own merits, with no consideration of his race whatsoever? Hi-tech lynchings?


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