More news stolen from the Daily Telegraph

Karmic Death of the Day: Sam Mazzola, whose business included bear wrestling, is mauled by one of his bears.

Another albino child killed in Swaziland because, as you know, albino parts (in this case evidently her head) are great for magic.

The descendants of Ivan the Terrible and the Rurik dynasty are suing to regain ownership of the Kremlin. Funnily enough, no one has official title to it now.

Headline of the Day: “Japanese Man Kept Dead Mother in Backpack.” And if I know the Japanese, it was a Hello Kitty backpack.