John Boehner, the man whose skin color has no rhyme

John Boehner still lacks a widely agreed upon nickname. He was called Boner by his oh-so-imaginative high school classmates, and lately I’ve been seeing Orange Julius. There’s The Great Pumpkin – I just had to google to see if I coined that one (evidently not) – Agent Orange, the Town Crier....

What else have you heard? What did Bush call him? Answers in comments, along with any suggestions of your own.