Wednesday, February 09, 2011
More news from Britain’s news leader, the Daily Telegraph:
Belgium has been without a government for 8 months. Socialist senator Marleen Temmerman calls “on the spouses of all negotiators to withhold sex until a deal is reached.” A Christian Democrat senator, Catherine Fonck responds, “I don’t want to take part in a sex strike. Politicians are not there to strike, on the contrary, politicians are there arouse the country.” Fonck is of course the Flemish word for a particularly naughty sex act. Okay, maybe it isn’t, but it should be.
The Romanian senate has passed a bill to license witches. They could also be fined or imprisoned if their predictions don’t come true, and would be banned from operating near schools and churches.
A British judge bans a man with an IQ of 48 from having sex.
Finally dispelling the rumors that they are actually the same person, Prime Minister David Cameron and David Hasselhoff meet.
Posted by WIIIAI at 2/09/2011 12:07:00 AM