Monday, April 04, 2005

If nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve


So what channel do the candidates for pope run their attack ads on?

Wouldn’t it be fun to have a pope who wasn’t white?

Or a pope who actually did shit in the woods?

Not that I’m suggesting a non-white pope would shit in the woods.

Anyway, good luck to the next pope, whoever he or she is.

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