Wherein is revealed the candidate who brings Americans together from all walks of life

Job change of the day: the British minister for defense equipment and support Paul Drayson, 47 (that’s Lord Drayson to the likes of you), resigned in order to compete in the 24 Hours of Le Mans race.

Headline of the day: “Man Punches Trick-or-Treat Boy, 8.” Well, to be fair, that does pretty much constitute a trick, now doesn’t it?

An email from the Giuliani campaign says that “[Pat] Robertson’s endorsement shows that Rudy is the candidate who brings Americans together from all walks of life”. Really? How does it show that? And doesn’t Robertson think that Americans from all walks of life, except the precise one he dictates, are going to hell?