I can see Afghanistan from my house!

Sarah Palin denied that she was campaigning in Nebraska today because the campaign is worried about carrying the state: “No, I’m going to Nebraska because I want to go to Nebraska.” I’m pretty sure that sentence has never been spoken before. She must have the lamest “bucket list” ever.

She was also here in California today, a state she & McCain have no chance of carrying. But then, geography is not her strong suit: she said that American soldiers “are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.”

Oh, what the hell. CONTEST: what else is on Sarah Palin’s bucket list?