The London Times has vanished behind the Pay Wall of Doom, but we still have the Daily Telegraph. Headlines in Saturday’s paper include:
• “Police Investigate Underwear Thief” (ah, but if you click through from the news page, the headline on the story page is “Stolen Bra Owners Urged to Come Forward,” which sounds like it’s trying to be a double entendre and not quite succeeding)
• “Octopus Picks Spain” (headline on story page: “Paul the Psychic Octopus Predicts Spain Will Beat Holland”) (and yes, there is video)
• “Armour Made from Bullet-Proof Custard”
• “UK Company Invents New ‘Easy to Remove’ Chewing Gum”
• “Palin Biography to Be Published for Children”
• “Unicorn Protesters Make Their Point”
• “Dog Gets Head Stuck in Wall”
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