Tuesday, July 06, 2010

QE2 at UN

The Queen addressed the United Nations today. Some highlights of her speech:

“We used to own all your asses!”

“Yes, We had Diana killed. Whaddaya gonna do about it?”

“Nations of the world, hear me now: it’s all about the hat, bitches!”

“We are so sorry for whatever Prince Philip said or will say to the Asian delegates.”

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