Today in Lame

On Monday, Director of National Intelligence James Clapper was seen to be blissfully unaware of alleged terrorists having been arrested in London.



White House adviser on heimat security John Brenner defends Clapper thusly: “I am glad that Jim Clapper is not sitting in front of the TV 24 hours a day and monitoring what is coming out of the media.”

Oh, all right, I guess I have to: Clap on, clap off. The Clapper.