Thursday, September 06, 2012
Biden begins by complaining that Jill didn’t accept his marriage proposal until the fifth time.
FOR EXAMPLE, OBAMA NOW KNOWS THAT MY FIRST NAME IS JOE. “We’ve learned a lot about one another.”
THAT WORD, IT DOES NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS: “the enormity of his heart”
Biden keeps saying “Barack” because he’s totally on first-name terms with him.
UNLESS YOU’RE VICE PRESIDENT, OBVIOUSLY. A job is about much more than a paycheck.
WHO LET BIDEN IN HERE? At every critical meeting, Barack asks the one fundamental question.
LIKE A TRANSFORMER? “My dad was an automobile man.”
Fine, he doesn’t know what literally means either.
Romney looked at the auto bailout “the Bain Way.” Good one.
Oh, it took this long to get to the dancing-on-bin-Laden’s-watery-grave portion of the speech.
Killing bin Laden was about “healing an almost unbearable wound in America’s heart.” Sigh.
Oh fer fuck’s sake, he gets the crowd to chant “Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive.”
He keeps saying literally, wrongly.
It literally amazes him.
“We have no intention of downsizing the American dream.” Or the big gulp. Lookin’ at you, Bloomberg.
Fallen angels, is that what we’re calling dead soldiers now?
NOT FIGURATIVELY: “The direction we turn is not figuratively, it’s literally in your hands.”