Toy for the boys

All the President's Bimbos: Most loopy line in the New York Times coverage of Zippergate: "It was not known whether the special prosecutor has subpoeoneaed the dress." CNN's coverage today, which mentioned resignation a dozen times before the first commercial, featured a Clinton counsel saying Gee, thanks for the question, Judy, now my kids will ask me what oral sex is when I get home." Arabs think this is all a Jewish ploy to kill the Israeli peace process. So Starr says that Lewinsky was free to go during all those 8 or 9 or 10 hours he detained her, and they even watched a movie on tv (There's No Business Like Show Business) and went out shopping (Crate and Barrel) while waiting for her mommie to arrive. Gee, doesn't that sound a whole lot like they weren't willing to let her out of their sight for a minute? Speaking of mommie, she's evidently famous for a book blowing the lid off the simmering cauldron of corruption that is the Three Tenors, promoting the book by hinting at an affair with Placido--it's a family thing, they just like chubby men.

Germany is now running genetic tests on people who want to immigrate there claiming to have relatives in the country.