On the other hand, a blind guy, a rifle, an alligator, and half an ounce of marijuana, that’s a party!

Texas state legislator Edmund Kuempel is sponsoring a bill to let blind people hunt. Said Huempel, “This opens up the fun of hunting to additional people, and I think that’s great.” I supported this right up until I read that they’d have to have someone sighted with them, because I figured it would open up the fun of being hunted to hunters in the vicinity, and I think that’s great.

Speaking of dangerous combinations, a man whose car was stopped at a checkpoint in Arizona was found to have a 4-foot alligator in a suitcase and a quantity of marijuana.