The question every Fijian is asking

The thing about coups in Fiji (one of which seems to be going on now, rather slowly) is that the people who lead them have really fun names, like Commander Frank Bainimarama (pronounced just like it’s spelled, at least on Radio Australia) or Sitiveni Rabuka (pronounced just like it’s spelled). Total assholes, of course, like Bibi Netanyahu, who left office the same week as Rabuka in 1999, but really fun names.

I just did a search for Bainimarama, and Yahoo asked: “Did you mean: Bananarama”