Until they look at it, from a, just experience beyond human, they’ll never figure it out

Mike Huckabee says (video below) of his growing poll numbers, “There’s only one explanation for it, and it’s not a human one.” Zombies? Aliens? Southern Baptist androids? “It’s the same power that helped a little boy with two fish and five loaves feed a crowd of five thousand people.” Heroin? “There literally are thousands of people across this country who are praying that a little will become much, and it has.” Coincidentally, that’s the subject line of half the spam email I get. “And it defies all explanation, it has confounded the pundits. And I’m enjoying every minute of them trying to figure it out, and until they look at it, from a, just experience beyond human, they’ll never figure it out.” Which is why Bill O’Reilly is uniquely qualified.



Iraq’s Shiite-run Interior Ministry has ordered all policewomen to turn in their guns, or lose their salaries. The women were recruited by the Americans. Now that the Iraqis are in charge of recruitment, there are no more women being recruited.

Bush had a meeting about teenage drug use today. He explained the economics of the drug trade: “It’s one thing to affect supply, but when you reduce demand, it affects the capacity of people to supply. If we have people -- fewer people using, there’s not going to be a need to supply as much.”

Later in the day he explained to Italian President Napolitano, “Iran is dangerous.” But not that sexy, bad-boy kind of dangerous.