Heck of a... terrific job

Did you see the footage of Putin supposedly saving the lives of a camera crew from a rampaging Siberian tiger by shooting it with a tranquilizer dart? It’s not even a good fake. We get it, Vlad, you’re totally butch.

A video was shown at the Republican convention about how Republican governors are manfully battling Hurricane Gustav. In it, Texas Governor Rick “Good Hair” Perry said, “You’re seeing Republican governors in Republican states doing a terrific job.” Don’t you mean a terrific Republican job?