Maybe certain

Have I missed something, or did we just go a day without a new Sarah Palin scandal?

Thought for the Day: Although they have very different personalities, Obama, Biden, McCain and Palin are four of the most self-regarding people on the planet.

The National Hurricane Center said that Galveston residents who don’t evacuate “may face certain death.” Is that the same as saying they definitely face uncertain death?

From H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter: “Toffee Nugget: Few men dare ask the question ‘What is toffee, exactly?’ All those who have investigated this substance are now either dead or insane.” More.