Tuesday, September 30, 2008

What Would Sarah Read?


Grotesque Headline of the Day, London Times: “Man Chops off Own Arm Then Knocks at Neighbour’s.”

Okay, did everyone else picture him knocking with the chopped-off arm?



Katie Couric, as I mentioned in my last post, asked Sarah Palin, “When it comes to establishing your world view, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read?” Palin, more of a burner of the written word than a reader, failed to name any.

CONTEST: What periodicals might Sarah have read that established her world view? “Moose Fancy”? “Russki Watchers Quarterly”? “Global-Warming Denial Digest”? “Gun-Toting Beauty Queen Monthly”? “Witch Hunting Illustrated?” “The Journal of White Trash Baby-Naming”? “No Blinking Magazine”? “Maverick!”?

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