Monday, September 29, 2014
NYC Boy-Mayor Mitchel supports his health commissioner’s proposal to muzzle all dogs.
France claims to have re-occupied the bits of the Congo that it ceded to Germany in 1911 in exchange for it recognizing the French “protectorate” over Morocco.
Headline of the Day -100: “Pacifiers Start North.” The Pacification Commission, supposed to negotiate between Pancho Villa and Venustiano Carranza. Villa is demanding Carranza resign as chief executive in favor of Fernando Calderon.
New York primaries: For governor, the Democrats nominate Martin Glynn to keep the job he got through the impeachment of Sulzer (who fails to win the Progressive Party nomination), and the Republicans District Attorney Charles Whitman. For US senate, to replace the retiring Elihu Root, the D’s reject one Franklin Delano Roosevelt in favor of James Gerard – Tammany stooge, former state supreme court justice, and current ambassador to Germany – by more than 2 to 1. The R’s pick James W. Wadsworth, Jr., a former speaker of the NY State Assembly but most recently a Texas rancher. His wife Alice Hay Wadsworth (daughter of John Hay, Abraham Lincoln’s personal secretary and McKinley’s secretary of state) founded the National Association Opposed to Woman Suffrage.
The Albanian Senate elects a new prince, Burhan-Hamid, to replace Prince William, who fled a month ago (though neglecting to abdicate). Nothing will come of this.
WHICH GERMAN PRINCE HAS SUPPOSEDLY DIED THIS TIME? It’s Adelbert, yet again, killed by... DUM DUM DUM... a GERMAN bullet.