Friday, June 29, 2007

Old Doofus and the Sea


John McCain denied yesterday that he was dropping out. “Why in the world would I want to do that? It would be nuts.” I think you just answered your own question, senator.

And look, in my inbox, there’s another email from the McCain McCampaign, with yet more “Fun Facts About John McCain.” Evidently, the McCains own a lot of pets, including 4 dogs, a cat, 2 turtles, a bunch of fish and... a ferret. Maybe he can bring the ferret to the next Republican debate and taunt Giuliani with it. Then he can tell Romney exactly what it’s like to be forced into a small cage and have to defecate on yourself. In fact, the next debate should be sponsored by PETA.

Speaking of dumb animals...






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