Kenneth Starr announced today, after years of investigation, that Vince Foster was depressed when he committed suicide.
When the Marx Brothers were making A Night in Casablanca, Warner Brothers complained, considering that they held the monopoly to the city of Casablanca. Groucho responded in a letter to Warner "Even if they plan on re-releasing the picture, I am sure that the average movie fan could learn to distinguish between Ingrid Bergman and Harpo. I don't know whether I could, but I would like to try."
Casablanca if the Marx Brothers starred in it:
"Play it, Sam." "Hey, thassa no good, boss."
"Mrs. Rittenhouse, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. You did say you were rich, didn't you?"
"Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles..." "Allons enfants de la patrie..."
"Hail, hail, Freedonia..."
I tried to do something with "I'm shocked, shocked to hear that there is gambling going on", but it seemed already to be a perfect Groucho line without any alterations.