Who is the Second Smuggest American of all?

The Independent (UK) is running a poll, Who is Britain’s smuggest person? (Tony Blair, obvs)

I’m going to make a wild guess that if I ran any such poll here, George Bush would win. In fact, I’m going to take it as read and hereby request nominations for the title of America’s Second Smuggest Person, with the voting to take place in a week or so. To get you started: Cheney, Palin, Rumsfeld, Obama, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, John Boehner, Giuliani, Gingrich, Joe Lieberman, Donald Trump, Angelina Jolie, Pat Robertson, Bill O’Reilly, Keith Olbermann, Markos Moulitsas, Ed Begley, Jr., Glenn Beck.

Rules: Multiple entries are fine. Living Americans only. You may nominate yourself. You may not nominate me. Void where prohibited.

(Update: the nominations are now closed. The poll is here.)