Friday, November 09, 2001

Russia has reintroduced the concept of the closed city. Cancel your winter vacation plans to visit Norilsk.

Health officials say that they may never completely sterilize the Hart Senate Office Building. Nor will they ever get out that old man Strom Thurmond smell.

Bush ended yesterday's speech "My fellow Americans: Let's roll." Oh good, now he thinks he's in a '70s cop show.

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