Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Daily Telegraphy: Ostrich anus edition

There may be a metaphor in here somewhere: “Nadine Dorries entered the jungle promising to bring serious political debate to the masses. Instead, the MP found herself eating lamb’s testicle and ostrich anus on primetime television.”

Also, a retired Anglican bishop is arrested for sexually abusing minors. His name is the Rev. Peter Ball, because of course it is.

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  1. Well I hope the afforementioned testicle and anus had been detached from the unfortunate creatures who greew them, before the attention whore ate them. Because, otherwise, RATINGSSSS!