Oklahoma Gov. J.C. Walton threatens to close the state fair and put Oklahoma County under super-duper martial law unless state legislators – “the lawless element” – “that aggregation of dragons” – give up their plan to hold an extraordinary session. “The only thing that surprises me is that they have not convened their Legislature at night in the whipping pasture, where, in full regalia of masks and robes, in the presence of dragons, cyclops, goblins and wizards, they could impeache [sic] me in the sanctity of nature’s temple that has so often resounded with the cries of agony of tortured victims.”
Bulgaria declares martial law to fight Red Revolution.
The Navy’s ZR-1 zeppelin drops a wreath on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.
A Klan claim to have held an initiation ceremony in the White House dining room is denied.
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