Wednesday, November 03, 2004
One future that binds us: I watch Bush’s victory speech so you don’t have to, unless you’re a masochist
Least convincing line: “I’m humbled by the trust and the confidence of my fellow citizens.”
Said he and Kerry “had a very good phone call.” So Bush must have finally figured out which end of the phone you’re supposed to speak into.
(I was going to say that Kerry probably didn’t think it was that good a phone call, but it seems that in his concession speech, Kerry called it a “good conversation.” Yeah, ‘cause our Chimpy Overlord is renowned as a good conversationalist, right up there with Noel Coward and George Bernard Shaw.)
(Kerry also said, “we talked about the danger of division in our country and the need, the desperate need, for unity for finding the common ground, coming together. Today, I hope that we can begin the healing.” Personally, I don’t want to heal the division: I’m heading for the red state/blue state border with a shovel; I’m gonna start digging a moat.)
Similarly, Bush: “We have one country, one constitution and one future that binds us.” Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer.
Calls Karl Rove “the architect.” Yes, just like Albert Speer.
“I want to thank you for your hugs on the rope lines.” That’s probably less dirty than it sounds.
“We will make public schools all they can be.” That’s a hint that the new draft will extend to elementary school students. Excuse me: public elementary school students.
Bush: “we are entering a season of hope. We will continue our economic progress.” Chance the Gardner: “As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.”
Posted by WIIIAI at 11/03/2004 02:52:00 PM