Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Out of this rubble is going to come some good

Politics at its most elemental: in the Liberian presidential elections, this slogan:
Did he kill your ma? No!
Did he kill your pa? No!
Vote for George Weah!
Bush was asked by a reporter today about Karl Rove & the Plame case. He responded, “I’m not going to talk about the case. It’s under review. Thank you for asking.” The latter was of course sarcastic. His top aide is being investigated for a felony and he thinks he has the right to be snippy when he’s asked about it.

Bush went to Louisiana again, because “Out of this rubble is going to come some good,” by which he meant a photo op. He went to a Habitat for Humanity site, where they gave him, dear God, a hammer. There were no survivors.

Yes George, you’re holding up that wall all by yourself. Just stand like that and you won’t get into any trouble.

Spoke too soon. Looks like he hit himself in what Dick Cheney likes to call “an undisclosed location.”

Aw, the LauraBot’s helping out too. Note that the LauraBot doesn’t need a helmet, as her positronic net is protected by a skull made of durable titanium.

This man is hoping, in vain, that the Secret Service will stop George before he hammers in another nail.

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