Sunday, March 08, 2020

Today -100: March 8, 1920: Of home rules, you sunk my battleship, train robberies, and love


Sir Edward Carson, Ulster Unionist leader and treasonist, urges acceptance of Lloyd George’s Home Rule Bill, because it’s better than the alternative of the 1914 Home Rule Act coming into effect.

Secretary of the Navy Josephus Daniels and the Senate Navy Sub-Committee are squabbling over whether awards should be given to officers whose ships were sunk.

The Allies are planning, or at least threatening, to occupy Constantinople to pressure Turkey to stop killing Armenians. They may also make the peace treaty terms harsher.

A band of Hungarians attempt to kidnap former dictator Béla Kun from his hospital bed in Austria. A watchman they bribed finks them out to the cops.

Pancho Villa is being blamed, maybe even correctly, for leading the robbery of a train in which 33 people (19 soldiers, 10 bandits, 4 civilians) are killed and others held for ransom.

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Whereupon the Young Men's Bible Class to which John D. Jr. addressed these words beat him to death, I assume.


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Saturday, March 07, 2020

Today -100: March 7, 1920: Of hoovers, borders, Magyars, overstuffed chickens, and America’s Sweetheart


Herbert Hoover informs California Democrats that he is not a candidate for president, and please don’t put his name on the ballot.

Poland says it will only negotiate with Russia on the basis of the 1772 borders. Poland’s army is currently occupying parts of Russia well beyond the borders drawn by the Peace Conference along more or less ethnographic lines (that is, the Polish state should contain Poles and not too many Russians). The Allies tell Poland to knock it off.

The Czech Ministry of Education bans the word “Hungary.” It should henceforth be known as Magyar or Magyar Land (the case being that the old multi-ethnic Hungary is gone, replaced by a smaller mono-ethnic state).

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Also sand, wheat, and gravel. Legally they’re only allowed one ounce.

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Well, not this month week anyway.


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Friday, March 06, 2020

Today -100: March 6, 1920: I didn’t know Prussia had a pre-nup


The German Reichstag is considering reimbursing the Hohenzollerns for their nationalized property. The Socialists think they should only be compensated for what they brought into Brandenburg-Prussia in 1415.

Chief Secretary for Ireland Ian Macpherson defends government repression in Ireland, saying Sinn Féin has at least 200,000 men prepared to commit murder at any time.

NYC Assistant District Attorney James Smith claims to have a list of 500 apartments in Manhattan used by women for immoral purposes. Mayor Hylan asks for a copy of the list for, ah, reasons.


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Thursday, March 05, 2020

Today -100: March 5, 1920: Of reservations and prohibitions


Senators trying to negotiate a compromise on Sen. Lodge’s reservations to Article X of the Peace Treaty send Sen. Carter Glass (until last month the Treasury Secretary) to the White House to ask Pres. Wilson for his views. He is turned away.

The House of Representatives rejects a motion to repeal the Volstead Act, 254-85 and a measure to kill the $4.5 million appropriation to enforce Prohibition.

The state of New Jersey files suit in the Supreme Court to have the 18th Amendment declared null and void. It argues that since Congress has no power under the Constitution to regulate morals, no Amendment can amend powers it does not have. NJ further argues that the Volstead Act to enforce this Amendment is void for that reason and for interfering with internal state matters, etc.


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Wednesday, March 04, 2020

Today -100: March 4, 1920: Of women’s suffrage, newspapers, and America’s Sweetheart


The West Virginia State Senate defeats ratification of the women’s suffrage Amendment, 15-13, after the House of Delegates votes 47-40 in favor.

There’s a bill in the Senate to remove foreign-language newspapers’ second-class mail privileges.

Mary Pickford divorces Owen Moore in Reno. She had to pay him off to the tune of $100,000.


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Tuesday, March 03, 2020

Today -100: March 3, 1920: Of shadows, false teeth, and simpletons


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The proposed peace treaty will reduce Turkey’s population from 30 million to 6 million and practically eliminate its navy. The Allies might not be feeling too generous towards Turkey thanks to reports that it’s resumed massacring Armenians.

Schleswig-Holstein declares independence, which I’m pretty sure isn’t what was supposed to happen when the provinces separated from Prussia/Germany.

False teeth makers in NYC go on strike.

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‘S a horse.


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Monday, March 02, 2020

Today -100: March 2, 1920: Of anti-saloonery, Jewish wine, palmers, and trusts


The West Virginia State Senate rejects the women’s suffrage Amendment, although it may be brought up again.

The New York State Assembly votes to investigate the political spending of the Anti-Saloon League.

British Prime Minister Lloyd George is asked in Parliament whether he’d appoint women as diplomats. No.

The government will allow Jewish families 15 gallons of wine per year for religious purposes.

Senators now all agree that the Peace Treaty can’t pass.

Attorney General A. Mitchell Palmer announces he is running for president. He says the people of Georgia, where he is being put on the ballot, should have a chance to vote on the Wilson Administration’s policies. So he’s running as a Wilsonian, which everyone assumes means Wilson isn’t running for a 3rd time and D’s who’ve been holding back can now enter the race.

The Supreme Court rules that US Steel is not an illegal trust, even though it obviously is. The majority cite the disorderly effects that would arise from dissolving the company as a reason to ignore the law.


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Sunday, March 01, 2020

Today -100: March 1, 1920: Everyone seems to be afraid of everyone


Secretary of the Interior Franklin Lane resigns because he is broke (and possibly for reasons of health). He writes to Wilson about the state of Washington DC: “it is poorly organized for the task that belongs to it. ... Everyone seems to be afraid of everyone. The self-protective sense is developed abnormally, the creative sense atrophies. ... there are too few in the Government whose business it is to plan. Every man is held to details, to the narrower view which comes too often to be the department view or some sort of parochial view.” He thinks helium will be very important in the future. He wants to stop the “drift to the cities,” in part by giving former soldiers farms; “The life of the great city is feverish and wars with that severity of spirit in which calm judgments are come at”.

A sheriff’s posse that invaded Mexico from Arizona looking for two Mexican bandits who killed a man and wounded his brother in Arivaca, AZ after robbing their store, returns after failing to find anyone.

Italy imposes an “iron blockade” of Fiume. Poet-Aviator Gabriele d’Annunzio orders Croats and other “foreigners” who are “pernicious by their presence for the proper defence of the city” deported. Also socialists.


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Saturday, February 29, 2020

Today -100: February 29, 1920: Of treaties, women’s suffrage, arks, trapehooters, and anthills


Woodrow Wilson stomps on a move by some Democratic senators to accept the Lodge reservations to the peace treaty. He says if the reservations are attached, he will refuse to deposit the treaty. Can a president veto a ratified treaty? Or do amendments turn it into a different treaty?

Everyone in Ireland hates hates hates Lloyd George’s Home Rule Bill.

Oklahoma ratifies the women’s suffrage Amendment, following a squabble over whether there should be a referendum. 33 down, 3 to go.

The Japanese government, afraid the Diet will vote to expand the franchise, asks the emperor to dissolve it. He does so.

Pres. Wilson ignores demands from railroad and other unions that he veto the bill returning railroad lines to private ownership. They particularly object to a board to establish wages which would have representatives of the companies, the workers, and the general public. The unions think the latter will side with the owners; Wilson says people hostile to labor shouldn’t be appointed. That’s totally reassuring, I’m sure.

Attorney General A. Mitchell Palmer says there will soon be more Soviet Arks carrying deportees to Russia. He alternates, in a speech to the Women’s Democratic Political League, between saying that there is absolutely no threat from Red Radicals, and that the situation is very serious indeed. He claims that thousands of propagandists had been sent to the US by the Soviets to teach the doctrine of the dictatorship of the proletariat “in a land that had no proletariat.” He insists that the bomb thrown at his house was not aimed at him, but was an attempt to destroy the US government, presumably because he thinks no one could possibly have anything against him personally.

Columbia University European history professor Charles Downer Hazen has a long book review of John Maynard Keynes’ The Economic Consequences of the Peace, which was published in December, but whose US edition is just out, I believe. The review is a bit of a hazen, calling it “a very angry book.”

Thanks to a misspelling in the NYT Index, I’ve just  spent way too much time trying to figure out what a trapehooter might be. Someone who hoots trapes, presumably.

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Friday, February 28, 2020

Today -100: February 28, 1920: People who don’t want women in public life are too late


The US position is to completely ignore Soviet Russia’s latest peace feelers. The State Dept won’t even release it to the public, because it’s all propaganda, man. Russia is requesting that other nations just stop trying to overthrow its Bolshevik government militarily, and it will even pay 60% of the foreign debt run up the tsars (this is aimed at France, which is strongly against recognition and holds most of that debt).

French railway workers striking for state ownership of the railroads are conscripted into the army.

The British Labour Party offers a bill to amend the Representation of the People Act of 1918 to give the vote to women at the same age as for men (at 21 instead of 30). Nancy Astor supports the bill, not for the sake of the women, she says, but for the sake of the country. “People who don’t want women in public life are too late,” she adds, no doubt pointing at herself and winking.

British Prime Minister Lloyd George publishes his Irish Home Rule Bill. There would be two anemic parliaments for the North and South, which would each name half the members of a Council for Ireland, which might turn into a real all-Ireland parliament, unless it were somehow obstructed by Ulster, which has, to reiterate, half its members. It’s hard to believe this is a serious proposal that LG or anyone thinks is workable.

The House Naval Committee is investigating the presence of under-age boys in the Navy. The commandant of the Marine Corps tells the committee that a battleship captain complained that half his crew were “worthless boys under 17 years old.”


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Thursday, February 27, 2020

Today -100: February 27, 1920: Washington called us off


Woodrow Wilson’s letter to the British and French prime ministers repeats his threat to withdraw the peace treaty with Germany and the defensive treaty with France from Senate consideration if they try to impose an Adriatic settlement on Yugoslavia, especially if they invoke the secret 1915 treaty with Italy. He will give up his idea of a free Fiume, but only if Italy and Yugoslavia agree. He opposes compensating either country with territory from Albania. The whole correspondence with the Europeans is released, which the US had been pushing for.

Maj. A.V. Dalrymple, Supervisor of Prohibition Enforcement for the Central Division, retreats from Iron County, Michigan, with only a few smashed wine barrels and no prisoners to his credit. “Washington called us off,” Dalrymple says. Attorney General A. Mitchell Palmer issues a warning to dry agents, in general terms but obviously aimed at Dalrymple, not to arrest anyone or seize evidence without warrants.


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Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Today -100: February 26, 1920: Of present political affiliations, the draft, by-elections, opium, shackles, and glue


Woodrow Wilson nominates Bainbridge Colby as secretary of state, which official Washington finds just as unfathomable as his firing of Robert Lansing, because, despite Bainbridge Colby having a very secretary-of-stateish name, he has no diplomatic experience. Also, he’s been a Republican, a Bull Mooser, and an Independent; “He declined to answer a question as to his present political affiliations.” Democratic senators especially are grumbling at the appointment.

Heavyweight boxing champion Jack Dempsey and his manager will be indicted for draft-dodging. He got out of the draft by saying he had dependents; the government says he didn’t, since he wasn’t paying alimony to his ex-wife.

Former British Prime Minister H.H. Asquith, who lost his parliamentary seat in the 1918 general election, wins a by-election in Paisley, Scotland.

The Chinese authorities seize and burn a shipment of opium worth $150,000. It came from the US which, unlike Britain, has not banned the opium traffic to China.

Sen. Warren G. Harding (R-Ohio) says it is time to “unshackle” US industry from wartime regulations.

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari premieres in Berlin.

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Ben and Jerry’s worst flavor ever.


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Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Today -100: February 25, 1920: He kept his American head


The Maryland Legislature, following up on its, ahem, dickishness in rejecting women’s suffrage, votes to send a delegation to Virginia to urge its legislature to do the same.

The Allies decide to resume economic relations with Russia, but without recognizing its government until “the Bolshevik horrors have come to an end.” They will get the League of Nations to send a commission to investigate whether this has happened.  Also, they will no longer advise states bordering on Russia (Poland etc) to continue to make war on Russia, “which may be injurious to their own interests.”

Maj. Dalrymple, Supervisor of Prohibition Enforcement for the Central Division, arrives in Iron County, Michigan intending to arrest State Attorney Martin McDonough and various police officials for obstructing prohibition agents. McDonough, naturally, swears out his own warrant for the major, for malicious libel.

First Sentence of the Day -100: “The cut of General Pershing’s coat and trousers was debated today in the House.” Evidently it’s too European. Rep. Otis Wingo (D-Ark) points out that “He kept his American head, but I, too, noticed that his tail was very English.” Worst mythological creature ever.

In other news, there was a member of Congress named Otis Wingo. After he died in 1930, his seat was won by his widow, Effiegene Wingo. Sound like characters in a W.C. Fields movie.

Interestingly, Otis died exactly two weeks before the 1930 election, so the ballot included elections for both the remainder of his term (until March 1931) and the next term, 1931-3. Effigene won both.


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Monday, February 24, 2020

Today -100: February 24, 1920: Me no drink, me no fight the United States


The “rum rebellion” (wine, but the press is going with the alliteration; there are also lots of references to the Whisky Rebellion) in Iron County, Michigan subsides in the face of the threat of military action. Many in the county are moving their booze to hiding places in the hills, though some are simply pouring out barrels of wine. “Me no drink, me no fight the United States,” one veteran of the 32nd Division and Italian stereotype says.

Britain will end conscription at the end of the month, retaining a 220,000-strong volunteer army (not counting the army in India). War Secretary Winston Churchill notes that Britain tried to get other nations to agree to end conscription generally, but with no takers, including the US.

France will retain an army of 1 million, which they figure they need in part because they can’t depend on the US.

The German Workers’ Party changes its name. It is now the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei aka the NSDAP aka the Nazi Party.


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Sunday, February 23, 2020

Today -100: February 23, 1920: Hummmmmm


Anti-Semites, including soldiers, attack a meeting in Berlin, beating up the speaker Hellmut von Gerlach (not a Jew, but a pacifist).

In Iron County, Michigan, a mining area with a lot of wine-loving Italians, cops and sheriffs supported by the county’s state attorney, Martin McDonough, clashed with federal dry officers and took back wine they’d seized without a warrant, and then threatened to arrest them for... transporting liquor. So Major A.V. Dalrymple, Supervisor of Prohibition Enforcement for the Central Division, declares the county to be in revolt against Prohibition and asks permission to lead a military force to crush the rebellion. Attorney General Palmer grants it. Dalrumple promises to “make things hum.”


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Saturday, February 22, 2020

Today -100: February 22, 1920: Of gum, regents, and rabies


Italy is trying to dodge blame for the Allied ultimatum to Yugoslavia, saying that Prime Minister Francesco Nitti signed it without knowing what was in it, specifically League of Nation supervision over Fiume, because... it was in English and he can’t read English.

Some Spanish doctors think the Spanish Flu came from badly manufactured chewing gum.

Adm. Miklós Horthy is named Regent of Hungary by the Hungarian Assembly. Horthy says he plans to hand power over to Charles Habsburg whenever he becomes king, which will be over our dead bodies, say the Allies. Horthy was in charge of the Austro-Hungarian Navy at the end of the war and led the coup against Béla Kun last year.

Police in Alabama shoot dead a black man who had rabies. As you do.


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Friday, February 21, 2020

Today -100: February 21, 1920: Of eclairs, explorers, and archangels


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I had a dream once in which I was attacked by an eclair. Sooooo chocolate.

Robert Peary, the explorer who in 1909 was the first to reach the North Pole, or so he claimed, dies at 63.

The Soviets capture Archangel.

After a cop is killed in Dublin, a raid is carried out, with tanks and everything, and a curfew is ordered.

A naturalized Italian-American in Indiana, Frank Pedroni, got into an argument with a man who, in the course of a heated discussion of Austro-Italian disagreements, said “To hell with the United States.” So Pedroni shot him dead. He is acquitted of murder, the jury taking two minutes.


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Thursday, February 20, 2020

Today -100: February 20, 1920: Of suffrage, royalties, and executions


New Mexico ratifies the women’s suffrage Amendment. 32 down, 4 to go.

The Authors’ League decides that royalties (up to $5,000) should count as dividends and are therefore not subject to income tax. Good luck convincing the IRS.

Illinois state officials step in to block Cook County Sheriff Charles Peters forcing prisoners to watch an execution for the third time.


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Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Today -100: February 19, 1920: Of incapacity, the attitude of women voters, and women’s suffrage


In 1920, the US Constitution remains unclear about the process for declaring a president incapable of performing his duties, which should have been rectified after James Garfield took 79 days to die after being shot (the 25th Amendment, ratified in 1967, allows an incapacitated president to be removed by the veep +a majority of the Cabinet). Two measures are introduced in the House, one for a Constitutional amendment authorizing the Supreme Court to check up on the president’s health, the other doing the same without writing it into the Constitution. Neither measure actually mentions Mr. Wilson by name.

Mary Kilbreth, president of the National Association Opposed to Woman Suffrage, writes to Carrie Chapman Catt, president of “the alleged League of Women Voters” as Kilbreth puts it (the National American Woman’s Suffrage Association became the League of Women Voters last week), suggesting that since the wives of both James Wadsworth and the likely challenger for his Senate seat, former Secretary of State Robert Lansing, were prominent anti-suffragists, Catt should run for the seat “to leave no doubt of the attitude of women voters toward a woman candidate”.

The Mississippi State Senate rejects the women’s suffrage Amendment. The House has already done so.


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Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Today -100: February 18, 1920: Not in politics


The Allies decide that the Dardenelles and Bosporus will be removed from Turkish control and internationalized under the League of Nations. They will graciously allow Turkey to keep its capital city Constantinople, but may take it away if massacres of Armenians continue.

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He has a name, you know.

Poet-Aviator Gabriele D’Annunzio says annexation of Fiume by Italy is now impossible.

Both houses of the Maryland Legislature reject the women’s suffrage Amendment, 18-9 in the Senate, 64-36 in the House of Delegates. The argument being made by the Antis is a States’ Rights one, because of course it is. They contend that such an amendment isn’t even valid, since it “would wholly or partially destroy the State, by taking away from the States... one of their functions essential to their separate independent existence as States.” Also, the legislators say, the Maryland Constitution limits suffrage to men, so voting to ratify would itself violate the state Constitution. 

Sen. Warren G. Harding’s friends in the Ohio Legislature pass a bill to change the rules for primaries, allowing him not to have to declare for reelection to the Senate until after he knows if he has the presidential nomination. But Gov. James Cox (D), who has some presidential ambitions himself, vetoes it.

The French Senate begins the treason trial of former prime minister Joseph Caillaux for “plotting against the external security of the State by manoeuvres, machinations and intelligence with the enemy” during the war.

Russian White Supreme Commander Anton Denikin gives up his dictatorial powers under pressure from The Cossacks, who think pretending to be a democracy will stop all their military reversals, or something.

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