At the christening of the USS George H. W. Bush, a nuclear aircraft carrier (does that mean the aircraft is nuclear or the carrier is nuclear?) (and if it’s Chimpy who christens it, do all the sailors have to pronounce it nucular?), Shrub reveals that Laura is in fact his sister! “Laura and I are honored to be here to honor our dad.” All that mutual honoring seems kind of incestuous too.
Speaking of unnatural unions, Chimpy told the story of how his father, when he was a pilot, flew over a traveling circus, starting an elephant stampede. And that’s how he met...
And now a picture of George Bush with a goofy expression on his face, but wait, there’s a difference...
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