Telegraph Headline of the Day: “First Homosexual Caveman Found.” (A Czech archaeologist is over-interpreting her evidence, if you ask me).
Poor Baby of the Day: “Nick Clegg: I Cry to Music and Even My Sons Ask Why Everyone Hates Me.”
Note to Antonio, Alberto and Miguel Clegg: because your father is a git.
Confectionaries of the Day: “Nazi Cakes Cause Outrage.” A bakery in Austria makes them:
Always trying to take over the Sudetenmuffins.
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