Tuesday, August 28, 2012
(Some of the quotes may not be word-perfect).
AS THEY SAY IN UTAH: “I can’t wait to see what we’re all going to do together.”
WHY ARE WE LISTENING TO WOMEN SIGHING? CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY. “You’ll hear the women sighing a little louder than the men.”
YES WE DO. “We don’t want easy.”
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID: “Everything has gotten harder.”
WORST. BLIND DATE. EVER. “His name is Mitt Romney and you should really get to know him.”
The crowd is applauding a basement apartment.
Oh no, they had to eat tuna fish, like a lowly, lowly cat.
They have 18 beautiful grandchildren. And several ugly ones in the basements of each of their mansions.
Who’s called the Romneys a storybook marriage? Name one person, Ann.
EXCEPT FOR HAVING HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM BY TED KENNEDY & JOHN McCAIN: “Mitt has been successful at each challenge he’s taken on.”
“He was not handed success; he BUILT IT.”
YEAH AND HE USED TO TOTALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, BUT YOU WOULDN’T KNOW HER, SHE’S FROM ANOTHER TOWN. “Mitt doesn’t like talking about helping others.”
OH DEAR GOD NO. “He will take America to a better place, just like he took me home safely from that dance.”
Posted by WIIIAI at 8/28/2012 07:32:00 PM