Blah blah blah...the people

Asked about gay marriage, gubernatorial no-hoper Tom McClintock called marriage "a unique institution through which we perpetuate our species." Funny, I thought we did that through fucking.

Another candidate is one Trek Thunder Kelly (I’m guessing that’s not the name he was born with), who is running as a piece of performance art, or something. He dresses only in blue, for reasons too pretentious to repeat here. Here’s a quote from his website: “I am committed to defending the Constitution of the United States, blah, blah, blah…the People.” He was once student body president, which makes him more qualified than Arnie.

Who just popped his political cherry by breaking his first election promise, which was not to raise money, like all those politicians who didn’t have the public spirit to have spent 40 years becoming a multi-millionaire before deciding to run for office.

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