Saturday, August 30, 2008

Not flat busted

Have you caught Palinmania yet?

McCain-Palin: a political dinosaur and a woman who doesn’t believe there were dinosaurs.

McCain’s choice of Palin suggests either what happens when the Ambien kicks in, or that he was more worried by Joe Biden’s debating abilities than is warranted, given Biden’s track record against lack-wits like Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito, and chose his mail-order bride in the hopes that Biden gives free passes to girls who wear glasses. (Apologies to Dorothy Parker.)

Our Sarah, however, is capable of bringing down a full-grown caribou using only her bare hands.

That picture was provided to the press by her family, by the way. They evidently think that America will be charmed by this image of mother and daughter bonding over blood sports. The family that slays together, stays together.

They also offered up this picture of Sarah in her University of Idaho dorm.

If you can’t read it, her t-shirt says “I may be broke, but I’m not flat busted.” Which I believe was also her 2006 gubernatorial campaign slogan.

A little belatedly, Dave Barry’s convention coverage, starting here.

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