Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Man, is Liberty ugly

President Obama pardoned two turkeys today, making his total pardons 6 turkeys and 22 human beings.

The turkeys are named Liberty and Peace, and once again Obama has discontinued the practice of the Bush years, in which the American people voted on the turkeys’ names, as is our constitutional right. It is therefore up to this blog to take up the slack (okay, I’m a little late this year). NAME THOSE BIRDS! Some suggestions to start you off:
  • Occupy and WallStreet
  • Pepper and Spray
  • 99 and Percent
  • Robot and Drone
  • Super and Committee

The face of Liberty, the ugly, ugly face of Liberty

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