News you can use from the Daily Telegraph:
“Tanzania Elects First Albino MP.” Instead of chopping him up to use his body parts in witchcraft, so that’s progress.
A poll of 14,144 British men reveals that Salvador Dali has the most famous mustache. Hitler isn’t even on the top 10 list, though Chaplin is. I smell a fix.
More revelations from Bush’s memoirs: Vladimir Putin bragged to Bush about the size of his... dog. He said it was bigger than Barney.
A metaphor for the state of international relations? “Barack Obama Sex Doll for Sale in China.” Oh sure, the Telegraph has a picture of that, but not of the albino.
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