Saturday, October 25, 2008

What the stories of Albania and Croatia will be

Today Bush held a signing ceremony for the accords for Albania and Croatia to join NATO, saying, “May the stories of Albania and Croatia be a light to those who remain in the darkness of tyranny.” Yes, I’m sure people who remain in the darkness of tyranny comfort each other by whispering tales of Albania and Croatia.

His Irrelevancy also went to the National Security Agency today. “We have been here at NSA, which is on the front line of protecting the American people.” If by “front line,” you mean a building in Maryland where they listen to your phone calls and read your emails.

Thandie Newton is Sarah Palin, in the performance you didn’t know you were waiting for:

Thandie, it’s called eating, you might want to look into it.

Finally, what’s the point of having a blog is you can’t run pictures of baby pandas whenever you feel like it?

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