Underwear News of the Day

Zimbabwe outlaws the sale of used underwear, because ew.

The Zim finance minister says: “If you are a husband and you see your wife buying underwear from the flea market, you would have failed.” The key is in the word “flea.”

The Daily Telegraph has a 15-picture photo gallery, because of course they do, from No Pants Day (No Trousers Day in London, because they talk funny there), wherein people ride subways in their undies.

A town councillor in Vila Velha, Brazil proposes a law that brides be required to wear underwear under their wedding dresses. “The superstitious brides believe it will make their marriages last longer, he explained.”