British war criminals are so much more literate than ours

A marine was convicted today of murdering an Afghan prisoner of war, saying: “There you are, shuffle off this mortal coil, you cunt.” Crimes against humanity in iambic fooking pentameter, innit?

But, insists Sir General General Sir Michael Jackson, of the 100,000 British troops deployed to war zones in the last decade, only this guy ever committed murder (if you ignore the other soldier convicted of the lesser offense of “inhumane treatment” for killing a POW). So that’s okay then.

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