Friday, July 11, 2008

Safe word

News from the Max Mosley breach-of-privacy lawsuit (dude, sex with one prostitute is private, five not so much): the News of the World is having trouble proving that the, as the British tabs like to put it, sex romp, was Nazi-themed, because the “dominatrix was too upset to give evidence”.

Today Bush met with his “economic team.”

WHAT THE PROBLEM IS, AND WHO IT HAS AFFECTED: “The problem, of course, is that gasoline prices are up, which has affected the people here in our country.”

Which brings us to another exciting episode of Everything You Need to Know About the Economy You Can Tell By the Expression on Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson’s Face.

John McCain, however, campaigning in Altoona, thinks American workers have nothing to be, you know, whiny about.

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