Tuesday, November 04, 2008

America gets a new puppy

I think it’s a welcome sign of Iranian rapprochement with the West that when the interior minister decided to fake a degree, it was from the University of Oxford (an honorary degree – who fakes an honorary degree?).

McCain concession speech: his was “the most challenged campaign of modern times.” I think that’s some sort of euphemism.

Obama speech: new puppy! The Obama kids are getting a new puppy!

Medical marijuana wins in Michigan, plain old marijuana in Massachusetts. The abortion ban in South Dakota fails, ditto the Colorado prop. defining human life as beginning “when a guy gets a kinda funny feeling, you know, down there.”

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