Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Fortune this!

The fortune cookie with my lunch imparted this bit of wisdom: “The best way to get rid of an enemy is to make him a friend.” Although the fastest way involves a blunt object and burial in a deserted quarry. Fortune cookies would be so much more practical if they gave them out at Italian restaurants rather than Chinese ones.

Can anyone suggest more examples of Italian fortunes?

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