Monday, March 25, 2013

If liberté, egalité, fraternité doesn’t mean two French dudes boinking, I don’t know what it means

Yesterday there was a large demonstration in Paris against a proposed bill to legalize gay marriage (“mariage homo”) and adoption. The police used their batons on some of the protesters, which is not at all gay. What else wasn’t at all gay?

These people were demonstrating their love of fisting.

These girls are totally into bondage. (I’m not sure what the deal is with the French Revolutionary symbolism, the Marseillaise and those Phrygian caps.)

You know he’s totally thinking about Jean-Paul Belmondo.


Er, yeah.

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  1. Police using their batons not at all gay - doesn't it depend on how they used them?

    And Phrygian caps presumably because Dutch caps would be totally inappropriate.

  2. Just so you know, those Phrygian caps look uncomfortably like erect dog penises. Just sayin' ...