Metaphor of the Day -100:
Coolidge wants to build a replacement dirigible that can be used for military purposes, a war dirigible, if you will. He doesn’t think there was any structural defect in the Shenandoah, which was not the opinion of its captain, according to his widow. The German dirigible pilot who oversaw construction of the Shen, Anton Heinen, blames the crash on the removal of 8 of its 18 safety valves, saying the victims gave their lives to save helium. He does say “I would not call it murder,” so that’s okay then. He adds that if the ship had used hydrogen instead of helium, it might not have blowed up.
Tammany Hall will strip NYC Mayor John Hylan of his central campaign issue by having the Municipal Assembly vote to make the 5¢ fare permanent unless a referendum decides otherwise. When this bill was introduced 6 months ago Hylan threatened to veto it (he now says he’ll vote for it) purely because it was introduced by one of his political enemies and because he’s bad at politics.
A NY Supreme Court justice bans Hylan giving speeches on municipal radio station WNYC, which he’s been doing.
Frederick Eastman of Carmel-by-the-Sea, whoever that may be, will run for governor of California on an evolution ticket, whatever that means. He also opposes capital punishment.
A future mayor of Carmel-by-the-Sea will act in a movie with an orangutan.
Bulgaria denies that King Boris was poisoned. Why, he just gave a dinner party for British naval officers.
The French Debt Commission is coming to Washington to negotiate, what else, the French debt. Will they be bringing a supply of champagne under diplomatic immunity? Do you have to ask?










